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    SETI Institute ends alien search, telescope dishes to hold soap

    Tweet HEINUS – SAN FRANCISCO The Mountain View, Calif.,-based Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence (SETI) Institute has been forced to shut down its Allen Telescope SETI Array due to a lack of operating funds. The cluster of 42 radio telescope dishes are no longer searching the […]

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    Scientists unveil “street-view” of universe, aliens complain

    Tweet HEINUS – WASHINGTON Astronomers at the Sloan Digital Sky Survey have released what they claim is the most detailed image of the universe yet collected. Scientists involved with the effort say the image is more than a trillion pixels rich and it is possible […]

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    Evidence of ET life revealed at famous Michigan Ramada Inn

    Tweet HEINUS – SOUTH HAVEN, MICH.  A Michigan man is set to announce he has in his possession physical proof of extraterrestrial life. Duane P. Snyder says he has an icy meteorite that contains extraterrestrial life forms. Snyder will hold a news conference at a […]

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    California voters elect first zombie candidate

    Tweet California voters made history yesterday by selecting the nation’s first zombie candidate, Clairvius Narcisse. Elevated to the California state assembly from a district in West Hollywood and Beverly Hills, Narcisse ran openly as a zombie. “I’ve never attempted to hide who I am,” Narcisse […]

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    Special Vatican office ready to speak with aliens

    Tweet Addressing the British Science Festival in Birmingham, Dr. Guy Consolmagno, the Vatican’s astronomer said he would baptize space aliens if given the chance. But the knotty task of determining how to best communicate with aliens falls to the Vatican’s Office of Alien Catechism, headed […]

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    Getting punked from space – five cases of alien practical jokes

    Tweet Radivoje Lajic, a Bosnian man living in the village of Gornji Lajici claims his house has been pummeled by meteorites, six hits since 2007. For Lajic, the reason for this is clear enough: he is being persecuted by aliens. Lajic is quoted in the […]

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