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    Jane Austen poisoned? Suspicious ends of famous authors

    Tweet Special to HEINUS by Prof. Eugenia Ball, PhD.  A theory that Jane Austen was poisoned has recently emerged in the British press. If true, her untimely end would not be a surprise. In my research, I’ve uncovered many cases of famous authors being involved […]

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    London government demands apology from Britney Spears

    Tweet HEINUS – LONDON  The London borough government of Stoke Newington is demanding an apology from singer Britney Spears for filming a music video in which she brandished a gun. Stoke Newington claimed the gun was irresponsible given the recent London riots. Spears is not […]

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    Jeopardy-champ Watson arrested, termed “out of control”

    Tweet HEINUS – LOS ANGELES After soundly defeating two human rivals on the TV game show Jeopardy, the IBM computer Watson appears to be struggling with new-found fame. Los Angeles police arrested the 2,880-processor-core machine when it was seen weaving and sideswiping cars on Sunset […]

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    Mutant salmonella on Lady Gaga Grammy egg, world at risk

    Tweet HEINUS – LOS ANGELES  Pop singer Lady Gaga made headlines with a surprising entrance to the 53rd annual Grammy awards at the Staples Center encased in a giant egg. Following her emergence, however, health officials in Los Angeles tested the egg and discovered it […]

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    Unique Henry VIII mural found, expert recalls similar finds in U.S.

    Tweet HEINUS – MEMPHIS  After removing wallpaper during a renovation of their home, a British couple in Somerset has uncovered a priceless mural depicting English King Henry VIII. In the sixteenth century the house belonged to Archbishop of Canterbury, Thomas Cranmer, an ally of the […]

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