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My book on the history and development of rope as one of mankind’s earliest and most useful tools is coming from St. Martin’s Press this August 12. But don’t wait, you can preorder it today so you don’t miss a day of reading the best nonfiction book of the century (I might be biased). Even if you can’t tie a single knot you’ll love this story of human ingenuity, industry and, sadly, sometimes cruelty too. Click here to preorder. 

 

 

Rope Ends: Moving Massive Stone Blocks the Natural Way

Big Rock (or Orotok in the native Blackfoot language) is a massive glacial erratic eight kilometers (five miles) west of Orotoks, Alberta in Canada. Coaxial/English Wikipedia

Rope Endsbits and pieces on cordage. In my upcoming book Rope, I write about the use of cordage to move big hunks of rock for little construction projects like the Egyptian pyramids and Stonehenge in southern England. One theory has it that bluestones used at Stonehenge were glacial erratics — large boulders pushed by glaciers during the Ice Age that when the ice melted were left behind amidst the different local rock (the glacially-moved rock has to be different from the local rock to make it an erratic. For example, the 400-ton Yeager Rock on the Waterville Plateau in Washington is not a true erratic since it is of the same type as the rock surrounding it).  

When it comes to moving rock, glacial power is mind bending — the largest known erratic is a megablock in Saskatchewan with dimensions of 18 miles by 23 miles, or more than 400 square miles of bedrock carried or pushed along by an advancing ice sheet. This little stone chip is 100 meters or 330 feet thick in places. 

Stonehenge in 2007. Old Moonraker/Wikipedia

When 2,000-foot thick glaciers moved southward to cover the British Isles, the ice sheets pushed one or two ton rocks like they were grains of sand. Some scientists say the bluestones from Wales were transported south to the Salisbury Plain and deposited there when the glaciers retreated. The builders of Stonehenge took advantage of the bluestone lying at their feet. Of course, even if this theory is true, the bluestones weren’t all left at Stonehenge’s doorstep. They would still need to have been dragged some miles to the building site, likely on wooden sledges with long ropes to allow for plenty of workers to put their backs into it. 

Apple’s famous ad used 1984 without asking

Apple Computer, that firm highly protective of its intellectual property (IP), didn’t always follow the rules when it came to other folks IP rights. On January 24, 1984 Apple Computer started selling the original Macintosh computer, which had, unbelievably, a mere 128k of RAM.

Apple introduced the computer with a highly produced commercial directed by film director Ridley Scott (Alien, Blade Runner, etc.). The commercial ran during Super Bowl XVIII and was called “1984” and referenced George Orwell’s dystopian novel of the same name. The one minute spot was shot for more than $300,000. Scott incorporated local British skinheads to play the part of the shuffling drones, which visually echoed Fritz Lang’s SciFi masterpiece Metropolis.

The ad was only broadcast on network TV once. One reason for that may have been attorney & producer Marvin Rosenblum. He owned the film and TV rights to the novel, which he had purchased from Orwell’s widow, Sonia. After seeing the ad, he sent Apple a cease-and-desist letter threatening legal action if the ad were to run again. Rosenblum went on to executive produce director Michael Radford’s film of 1984, starring John Hurt, Suzanna Hamilton & Richard Burton. The film had its own controversy when Virgin Films replaced parts of the Dominic Muldowney’s original orchestral score with songs from the group The Eurythmics. #Apple #1984 #SuperbowlAds #intellectualpropertyrights #IP #1984AppleAd #RidleyScott #JohnHurt #RichardBurton #MichaelRadford #TheEurythmics #dystopianfilms #dystopianmovies #scifimovies

“Love” poet’s call for ethnic cleansing in Ireland

The Elizabethan poet Sir Edmund Spenser

On January 13, 1599 the poet Edmund Spenser died in London. Spenser, who was famous for his poem “The Faerie Queen” that celebrated the Elizabethan era and for frequent poetic subjects of love and beauty, had a less beautiful side. He served in Ireland and was said to have been present at the massacre of Italian and Spanish soldiers who had surrendered to the English following the Siege of Smerwick in 1580. Sir Walter Raleigh, who led the beheadings, was later charged with the crime when he fell out of favor with Queen Elizabeth. For that and other charges Raleigh himself was beheaded in 1618.

An 1860s illustration imagining the beheading of Sir Walter Raleigh in 1618.

Later, in 1596, Spenser later wrote a controversial treatise on English rule in Ireland that called for the eradication of all Irish laws, customs and the Irish language to pacify the island and forestall further Irish rebellions. Spenser called for a scorched earth policy to deprive “carrion-eating” rebels of sustenance and their ability to live off the land. The tract was never published in Spenser’s lifetime.

It was ultimately printed in 1633 by Anglo-Irish historian James Ware. In 1936 British writer C.S. Lewis, who was born and spent his early boyhood in Northern Ireland, harshly criticized the poet, writing that Spenser was corrupted by the “wickedness” of the Elizabeth policy in Ireland.

#SirEdmundSpenser #Elizabeth I #ElizabethanEra #SirWalterRaleigh #England #Ireland #SmerwickMassacre #IrishRebellion #EthnicCleansing #massacre #SecondDesmondRebellion

Jean Pierre Tosses His Trousers to Deliver the First Air Mail Letter

OTD in 1785 the first airmail letter was delivered – by gas balloon. Frenchman Jean-Pierre Blanchard and American Dr. John Jeffries climbed aboard the gondola of their balloon and ascended from Dover Castle before heading out over the English Channel. Unlike hot air balloons, this balloon was filled with lighter than air hydrogen as the method for providing lift.

First hydrogen balloon flight in Paris December 1783

The balloon was weighted down with what proved to be useless items like a hand-operated propeller and even silk-covered oars for rowing the balloon forward. Losing altitude over the water, they were forced to throw all of it overboard – including Blanchard’s trousers – to stay aloft. They managed to cross the beach at Calais to mark the first air crossing of the Channel.

And when over French soil Jeffries dropped a letter to the ground below, marking the first delivery of mail by an airborne vehicle. Air mail! A monument to Blanchard & Jeffries’ achievement was put up at Guines where they safely landed.

Column at Guines put up by order of Louis XVI to commemorate the first Channel crossing via balloon.

Her designs propelled the fastest ocean liner 

Every day more than 1,000 jet airliners cross the Atlantic on scheduled flights. Before the advent of this air bridge, however, the usual way to travel across the sea was via ocean liner. These swift passenger ships vied for the Blue Riband honor, which was accorded to the ship making the fastest average speed while crossing between Europe and North America. The ship that still holds the Blue Riband is SS United States which captured the honor in 1952 driven by the work of a naval engineer named Elaine Kaplan who designed the ship’s four propellers.

Naval engineer Elaine Kaplan at a luncheon with Frederic H. Gibbs aboard United States. Image courtesy SS United States Conservancy.

Kaplan was an undergraduate mathematics major at Hunter College in Manhattan when she began working for Gibbs & Cox naval architects in New York City. The Second World War was underway and Kaplan with her meticulous math ability was involved in the design of USN battleships and aircraft carriers. After graduation she worked at the naval architecture firm full time and her responsibilities rose quickly due to her excellent skills in designing naval propulsion systems. When Gibbs & Cox was awarded the contract to design the fast new ocean liner that was to became SS United States, Kaplan was tasked with a major role in devising propulsion for the ship.

One of the problems that naval architects must solve with high-speed propellers is the phenomenon of cavitation. As propellor blades move through the water, if they are not designed properly, they can cause pressure differences that lead to the formation of bubbles. These bubbles reduce the efficiency of the propellor, produce harmful vibration and can actually damage the metal prop blades when the bubbles collapse. Since United States was planned as a fast ship with four big props, Kaplan had to design around this issue.

The solution was brilliant in its simplicity. Instead of trying to make all four props the same configuration, she realized that the ship could use four-bladed props for the two outboard propellors and employ five-bladed props for the two closest to the ship’s centerline where the waterflow was more turbulent and bubble formation more likely. Kaplan also worked hard to design the pitch angle of the blades to further reduce cavitation. Kaplan’s efforts allowed United States to secure the Blue Riband honor establishing a record never broken by another liner.       

Dystopia (but with aliens)

The Great Depression could be described in many ways and one of those is surely dystopian. In the prairie states, for example, drought added to the economic woes in a great ecological disaster called The Dust Bowl. Many farmers were forced to abandon their land and move somewhere else, a few famously to California (see Steinbeck’s The Grapes of Wrath for a look at that immigration situation).

Jeff Nichols, the director of two films with dark fantasy elements, Take Shelter and Midnight Special, is slated to make a film in spring 2025 about a new depression that he claimed in a recent interview will involve not only economic upheaval and ecological problems — but also aliens.

“It says everything I want to say about humanity and the universe. It’s a big film. It’s got a big scope to it and a big heart to it. Believe it or not, it’s a film with aliens in it. But it takes place in Arkansas, and it feels like a movie made by the guy who made Mud, and it just happens to have aliens in it.” 

The current title of the film is Land of Opportunity and early reports are that it will be  a “‘dystopian story’ set in Arkansas, about a new Great Depression where oil has run out and the dollar has collapsed.” 

No more oil and worthless dollars is a setup for some sort of dystopia. I especially enjoyed Nichols’ Take Shelter, which had a wigged-out Michael Shannon not knowing if he is really seeing signs of the apocalypse or is just losing his mind. So perhaps Nichols will produce another paranoid masterpiece. 

The role of of the aliens isn’t highlighted, but perhaps with the dollar going down the drain they will swoop into Little Rock for yard sale bargains on tricked-out F-150s and Barrett 50 cals.   

Everything is chemistry – including the pyramids?

Courtesy Geopolymer Institute

One of the great things about writing a nonfiction book is doing the research. You pick up all sorts of intriguing bits and pieces. And one of the not-so-great things about writing a nonfiction book is that you never have enough space to use everything you’ve uncovered.

Maybe that’s a good thing for the reader!

My upcoming nonfiction book is called Rope — How a Bundle of Twisted Fibers Became the Backbone of Civilization, to be published by St. Martin’s Press in spring 2025. Rope explores the history, present uses and possible future applications of rope. It’s great story, you’ll love it.

One of the major uses for rope in ancient times was for hauling stuff around. And one of the biggest examples of hauling stuff around was the building of the pyramids in ancient Egypt. We tend to assume (for good reason!) that the pyramids were built by piling up limestone blocks.

But what if they weren’t?  

There’s the idea that building the monument was not mechanical but chemical — that the blocks were not hewn from limestone but were cast from a manmade concrete-type mixture. Professor Michel W. Barsoum from the Department of Materials Science and Engineering at Drexel University, an expert in ceramics, is a proponent of this theory, which is based on earlier work by French materials science professor Joseph Davidovits, who headed the Geopolymer Institute in San Quentin, France. Barsoum and Davidovits claim that the stones are not natural limestone but a form of concrete made of limestone, clay, lime and water. The mixture was made on the ground and then slopped into molds up on the pyramid.

According to this theory, there was no need to drag bulky stones up a ramp, straight or spiral, since the blocks were cast in place. Although the mixture still needed to be carried up, it could have been done in small containers without the problem of maneuvering stone blocks into place on the increasingly smaller working area of the pyramid’s upper levels. Prof. Davidovits and a crew of workers dressed in traditional Fourth Dynasty garb, including head scarves (see image above), made videos of them mixing and forming several blocks of this material in 2003 at the Geopolymer Institute.

Could the pyramids have been built this way? What’s your theory on how those manmade mountains rose? 

More info: Geopolymer Institute “Are Pyramids Made Out of Concrete?” April 9, 2006 https://www.geopolymer.org/archaeology/pyramids/are-pyramids-made-out-of-concrete-1/ 

Did Kubrick fail with his Barry Lyndon ending?

In a recent post, a film blogger took issue with the performance of Marisa Berenson as Lady Honoria Lyndon in Stanley Kubrick’s 1975 film Barry Lyndon. He opined that Berenson was stiff and lifeless and Kubrick should never have put up with such a performance from her but should have brought in another actor.

In reality, of course, Berenson was giving exactly the performance that Stanley wanted. She is the ideal to which Barry aspired. Once he attained it, he finds that she, and his dream of wealth and power, are lacking. Barry has nothing like the earnest feelings he once had for his cousin back in Ireland. And, indeed, chasing his goal has left its mark on Barry, he is ultimately nearly as hollow as Lady Lyndon herself. His last authentic feelings are for his son Bryan and those are drained when the boy dies as the result of a riding accident.

Perhaps the one element of the story that doesn’t ring true is Barry’s final noble gesture of firing into the ground during his duel with Lord Bullingdon (superbly played by the late Leon Vitali). If Kubrick had stuck to his guns in showing a world where the true cost of climbing the ladder is complete moral decay (no matter how Thackeray plotted the original novel), he would have had Barry put his pistol shot through Bullingdon’s eye. Barry would have his success ratified, with no more young Bullingdon to challenge him for the estate. He would have complete victory but with the corpses of his son and Bullingdon as the companions of his triumph. The coldest possible end to Thackeray’s story.