The real story behind the Mayan Calendar doomsday

There have been many explanations for the Dec. 21, 2012 doomsday.

Polar shifts, strange planets,

unusual alignments, etc.

Folks have devised all sorts of crazy reasons and predictions and some crummy t-shirts.

But the explanation is so simple that everyone missed it.

Scroll down and read the story of Kukulkán,

astronomer to the Mayan king.

Seems he had too many beans for breakfast.

There was an astronomer named Kukulkán

Who calculated civilization’s time span

But at year 2012 he hard farted

And his best pants fully parted

So his future calendar he tossed into the can