U.S. Bombs Germany Again

World War II ended a long time ago. Even before 8-track cartridges and The Beatles. But on Tuesday night a U.S. Army Air Force 550-pound bomb exploded in downtown Munich. The bomb, of course, was only doing what it was built to do — albeit a few decades late. It was a type of bomb that used a chemically-based trigger and that trigger didn’t work when the bomb hurtled earthward in 1943 or ’44.

So 500 pounds of bomb sat there, perhaps a bit embarrassed at all the fuss and expense required to make it and then transport it across the Atlantic, then load it into a B-17 bomb bay and fly it all the way to Munich. Eventually the war ended and the area was rebuilt and the bomb lived an incognito existence. The 500 pounder was underneath a nightclub that was reportedly beloved by the Rolling Stones in the 1970s. Perhaps the soulful sounds of the Stones helped keep the bomb relaxed and in one piece. The bomb didn’t explode, but there was no reason it couldn’t do so, given the right circumstances.

After the bomb was uncovered by construction work, German bomb experts huddled, then tried to defuse it. The bomb, perhaps deciding that its fuse had always been the thing that kept it around, apparently didn’t want to be defused. So the German authorities detonated it. In a busy section of a major German city.

A fireball, smashed windows, a few small roof fires on surrounding buildings. Generally speaking, small time damage. But the Anglo-American bombing campaign against Germany in 1940-’45 left behind thousands of unexploded bombs that have yet to be found. Munich authorities estimate their city alone could hold as many as 2,500 unexploded bombs.

The Anglo-American WWII bombing campaign is the gift that keeps on giving. Here, more than 68 years later the bombs are still exploding. They just don’t build bombs like they used to.

Spider bots in the shower

A fascinating piece over at the Hoover Institution site lays out the possible robotic future of violence. Not just the violence of nation states against each other, or terrorists against nations, the author, Gabriella Blum, postulates that much of violence and crime — you know, what passes for basic human interaction, will be via robot and drone. Sure, there’ll still be good old-fashioned back-alley bludgeonings and fisticuffs at church, but the advent of amazingly capable and widespread drone technology will make it easier for folks to go all U.S. Air Force Predator drone on each other.

It boils down to this: that spider in your shower might not be a spider — your business partner might be about to wipe you out with a micro death bot.

All hail skycrane

The Jet Propulsion Lab and NASA pulled it off last night. They successfully landed the MSL Curiosity rover in Gale Crater on Mars. This may seem like no big deal, just another landing. After all, NASA has already put two rovers on Mars previously. If you watched the “Seven Minutes of Terror” video (see embed below if you haven’t watched it yet) that went viral on the net in July, however, you have a sense of what an impressive technical feat this touchdown was. MSL Curiosity is far heavier than any other lander to Mars or anywhere. The skycrane unit that lowered the lander to the surface is something out of Rube Goldberg. Yet it worked flawlessly. In fact, the skycrane worked so well it is being offered a part in the next Michael Bay Transformers movie (okay, not really, but the plucky little hovering robot is a star and wouldn’t be out of place hobnobbing with Holly wood A-listers).

For me one interesting aspect to watching the landing events was that I never turned on the TV. I watched the JPL video feed and watched the UniverseToday event chat and followed the #MSL tweets. It was an all-Internet affair. Wonder how many other folks skipped TV, broadcast and cable, and just went with the net and social media.

Continental Badass

Which continent is the harshest, the most difficult on which to survive? Well, there’s one we can definitely strike off the list right away. Unless you’re allergic to whipped cream or cabernet sauvignon, Europe is probably not the roughest place on the planet.

The other continents, however, could all vie for the title: Africa has the Sahara, ‘nuf said. Asia sports the “roof of the world.” The Himalayas will kill you just as soon as spin a prayer wheel. Then there’s the Amazon River of South America. How about freshwater crocodiles, called caiman, 17 feet long? Maybe practice your backstroke another time. And then there’s North America with its tornados, hurricanes, blizzards and fast food heart attacks — all potentially deadly.

Finally Australia. It’s like a whirlpool: somewhat safe around the outside edge, but get sucked into the middle and you’re a goner. Except instead of drowning, you get every last molecule of water baked out of your body. (At least you’d lose weight.)

So, all these continents can make a claim. But ultimately, only one continent can wear the crown: Antarctica — the highest, coldest, windiest badass in continentville. Higher on average than Asia, even with its “roof of the world” gig. Windier than fabled Chicago by the lake or Patagonia with its katabatic winds plunging into steep fjords. And cold, well, Anarctica is a freakin’ 5.8 million-square-mile slab of solid water — the ice is almost three miles thick in places. And even the expanses of the Sahara have some foliage. Not in Anty. A continent twice the size of Australia with not one leafy plant (lichen tries hard, but c’mon). Worst of all, when the sun sets in March, the cold continent staggers through in six months of darkness (alright, glaciers don’t really stagger). With the dark comes the UFC version of Jack Frost. The coldest temp ever recorded on Earth was -128° F at Vostok Station by some shivering Russians who spent the winter longing for balmy Siberia.

This deadly land is the setting for my next thriller, The Atlas Fracture. My protagonist (hell, that sounds vaguely medical and invasive, let’s just say the hero) Perry Helion must deal with not only the cold and the wind, but some twisted bad guys (I know, the best kind) eager to radically change the Earth’s climate with a single insane act.

In Antarctica no one can hear you scream — because only a handful of dedicated scientists would ever consider living there and they’re not venturing out of their huts to investigate a scream or two. “It was probably just the wind,” they say as they relight their pipes.

How about you, would you live in Antarctica for the six-month Antarctic summer? How about the Antarctic winter?

World map by Strebe, Antarctica image by NSF

The lowly revolver

For several reasons, the gas-operated, top slide semi-automatic pistol has won the hearts of Hollywood, TV and thriller writers. The dominance of the 9mm pistol (there are a variety of ammo loads available other than 9mm, but it’s shorter than writing out “semi-automatic” so I’m sticking with it) over the legacy revolver is all but complete. In part this reflects the widespread use of this type of handgun by bad guys and good guys alike (I know, it’s hard to tell the bad/good guys apart some times, but that’s another story) in the real world.

But I’d wager that Hollywood and TV directors, actors and sound guys really love the 9mm because it provides so much cool business to put on film. There’s the ritual of the character sliding out the magazine, checking whether its full of bullets, sliding the magazine back into the grip and then working the slide back to chamber a round.

Directors love this sequence of actions because it hooks the viewer into the deadly action to come, sound guys love it for all those hard-edged metallic clicks they can dial up. And actors love it since it gives them something to do during a scene. That’s why actors love to smoke so much. There’s so much business. Pulling out the cig, pulling out the matches, striking the matches, lighting the cig, blowing smoke, switching hands, knocking off ashes — a nearly endless number of actions to perform. Otherwise, actors get all fidgety (other than the ones who’re good at playing robots, like Michael Fassbender)

Anyway, how can a revolver compete with the many benefits of a 9mm? Loading a revolver is a slower, less sound-intensive effort (sorta‘ boring actually). And once its loaded there’s no slide to work to show a character’s ultimate dedication to ultra violence.

I’ll be the first to admit, the 9mm wins hands down on these points. Still, I do have a soft spot for the revolver on film. Seeing one of those round-chambered beauts gives me a little pang. Kinda‘ like seeing the Stingray bike I rode when I was a kid, or the Maserati 1957 Maserati 200SI I used to drive down to Capri with Marion Cotillard before she go so big and refused to answer my texts.

Okay, at this point you know I’m a writer, so you also know I’ve never owned a 200Sl nor spent a languorous weekend with, let alone texted, Marion Cotillard. But if I did meet her, you can be sure that when I looked in her purse I’d find a sweet little snub-nosed .38, not some honking 50 caliber Desert Eagle.

revolver image by Stephen Z, Marion Cotillard image by nicogenin.

Why the Higgs boson is like Kim Kardashian

Sure, you’ve heard plenty about the Higgs boson (what’s a boson? is like a bosom? they’re only a letter apart, right?). Lately, it’s hard not to hear about the damn boson of Monsieur Higgs. The Higgs is everywhere on broadcast, Internet and print media. Pretty amazing for a tiny particle that has cost humankind billions of dollars, euros, and sheckels to find. The Higgs has now become so famous that the question is obvious: Was the Higgs search intended as real scientific inquiry or was it part of some viral marketing campaign?

Think: Herr Higgs and his incredible traveling boson has passed the event horizon of media hype. In fact, the Higgs boson has reached something of a hallowed benchmark. The shy particle of 1,000 physicists’ wet dreams is now as famous as Kim Kardashian. That’s right, it can call a meeting in Hollywood and agents, producers, cable companies, networks and JJ Abrams will dutifully show up.

Everybody wants to get Higgy. This kind of zeitgeist window doesn’t stay open forever, just ask Sony Betamax or Rebecca Black. The Higgs people need to do right by their subatomic particle and strike while the iron is hot. Get everyone’s favorite boson a TV show, “Hanging with Higgs?” They need to get it an interview with People magazine and video of the Higgs showing some beach skin on TMZ. This is the Higgs moment. Parlay the fame into more fame and some serious scratch. Kim did it — it should be easy for the “God” particle.

The SHIVA Compression

Thriller: 

Lieutenant Perry Helion is at the end of a short, unlucky Air Force career when he comes across a strange doomsday cult and their ultimate weapon: The SHIVA Compression. The SHIVA computer virus is designed to launch American nuclear missiles automatically should an enemy attack wipe out the U.S. high command. Once the released, SHIVA is all but impossible to stop. After Perry discovers SHIVA, only one higher officer, a fireplug colonel used to doing things his way, realizes that SHIVA is real. Together with the colonel and his small team, Perry must battle the deeply rooted doomsday conspiracy and stop SHIVA before it launches U.S. missiles and plunges the world into nuclear war.

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George in London

Humorous Historical: 

George Washington made a brief visit to Barbados as a young man and never again left America. Well, that’s what the history books say. But an eighteenth-century manuscript discovered in the foundation of Mount Vernon changes everything. The manuscript tells of 19-year-old George Washington’s comic, picaresque 1751 trip to London seeking his fortune.

This isn’t George Washington the stuffy old founding father with the wooden teeth. He’s a young man still finding his voice. A younger son with no inheritance, George must make his own way in the world.

The newly discovered manuscript was written by George’s traveling companion, Darius Attucks, an African-American master mariner. Though an experienced sailor, Darius is barely older than George and not quite the man of the world he imagines himself. After saving George’s life in a shipwreck, Darius is convinced he has been tasked by Heaven to be George’s guide.

Darius and George join their patron, a German baron, and sell American land to wealthy Londoners. The well-connected baron promises George cash, a title and even a country estate for his efforts. Best of all, George wins the love of Sophie, a beautiful French countess. George’s expedition to London seems an utter success. What could possibly go wrong?

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